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The Pulitzer and Velcro: A report from the Chuckanut Writers’ Conference

One of our Red Wheelbarrow Writers gives us her review of the Chuckanut Writers’ Conference. Thanks, Jennifer Wilke, for sharing your take-aways and your experience!


One writer’s report from the Chuckanut Writers Conference, June 21-22, 2013

by Jennifer Wilke

Jennifer Wilke

Be confident. Learn more. Keep writing. Write better. It isn’t easy. It’s not supposed to be easy. You have to leave shit out, stay vulnerable, tell your truth. It matters. Stories can change the world.

One of the best takeaways from the 2013 Chuckanut Writers Conference was Garth Stein’s keynote story about asking a producer friend to read the play he’d just written, Brother Jones (

“Is it any good?” his experienced friend asked over the phone.

“It’s going to win the next Pulitzer Prize,” Garth answered.

“Well, then, send it,” she said.

His point wasn’t grandiosity, it was to always keep bold faith with your own work.

Suzanne Paola calls it a “Velcro moment,” when you hear or read a delicious, unforgettable turn of phrase. Notebooks and napkins are made for recording these. “Buttons are famous to buttonholes,” was another Velcro moment for me (from a poem written Naomi Shihab Nye, shared by Kathleen Flenniken).

On the first day of the conference, I made my practiced, impassioned five-minute pitch for my novel, face to face with an agent for the first time. I’d started weeks before with a dense outline, refined it, fumblingly practiced it, shortened and shortened, and shortened again. In search of Velcro. I literally felt my heart beat when I walked into the room. Then I pitched without a stumble.

The agent’s response was perfect (leaning forward, smiling, “Great pitch! Your passion for this project really shows.”). Then, not unkindly, the agent expressed concern that my first-time novel might be written literally, too respectful of its factual, family sources.

That’s when I fumbled. I said that’s exactly why it’s taken me a decade, because it had to be better than a family history. But I let the agent’s doubt in me change my smile. I could hardly use the evidence of my friend’s voicemail message declaring that my novel was wonderful and she couldn’t stop turning the pages. I had two minutes of pitch time left. The only proof is on the page, but the agent didn’t ask to read them. And, not unkindly, told me that endorsements from historians and published writers could help me bridge the divide from Unpublished to Author—someone an agent might consider representing.

My pitch time was over. Next. I kept smiling, said thank you, and departed as graciously as I could. In the sun again, I paced the grass. My pulse returned to normal. I gave myself credit for bravery. I wondered if the bruises would show.

Curiously, every other session at the conference came with an evaluation form—but not these pitch sessions. (Five minutes, really?! Someone sits at the door with a timer? This feels about as opposite as you can get to encouragement and support to writers. Shock treatment.)

One standard evaluation question throughout the conference was to describe an “Aha” moment from each session we attended.

My first Aha was Garth Stein’s keynote Pulitzer Prize boast. My second Aha was after the pitch session: I hadn’t lived up to his example. I’d let someone else’s doubt tie my tongue. I’ve worked hard to put my passion for this story onto every page. That is my truth. My better defense wouldn’t have changed the pitch outcome, but I would have stayed boldly in my own camp. I could have copped Stein’s line entirely, even (with attribution, of course!)

If your goal doesn’t make people laugh, it isn’t big enough.

Another Aha: I have to do much more to prove my first novel is worth the time to read. Endorsements. Platform. All the things other writers are doing & talking about doing. I only half-listened, because I didn’t know HOW. My magical thinking was that my route would be easier somehow, that my work alone would be enough.

It won’t. I’d heard this many times—but it’s finally clicked. I must venture forth. I must learn how by trying things.

At the conference, Alice Acheson presented great information about marketing and publicity in an open session and by individual appointments. I’d studied with her in the past, and we had a happy reunion between sessions. When she heard about my credentials issue, she offered a great idea for the how. Alice advised that I get my novel MS published on Village Book’s Espresso Book Machine, use a brown cover and title it “Advance Review Copy.” Find ways to get it to the people whose blurb or endorsement would matter to readers.

Jeff Bender’s session on Christopher Vogler’s The Writer’s Journey was a great reminder to tend to structure. Wendy Call told us that humankind has been talking for about a half a million years, and writing for about five thousand years; our brains aren’t hard-wired for writing yet. Here are two of the questions she asked us each to answer for ourselves: (1) What change do we want to see in the world? (2) What’s the big question behind all of your writing?

Now that the conference is over, I’ve written my thank you notes. This is my thanks to all the folks who helped pull off the Chuckanut Writers Conference.


New words I learned:

Ordure (excrement)

Bowerbirds (incredible nests)

Plenary session (attended by all)

Catharsis (release from tension; spiritual renewal)


Reading list from the margins of my notes:

Thomas Maltman, The Night Birds

Richard Hugo

Frances McCue, The Car that Brought You Here Still Runs

Sharon Old’s poems

Charlotte Wing, The Darker Sooner

Alice Fulton’s poems

Bruce Beasley, The Mass of the Ordinary

Suzanne Antonetta (Suzanne Paolo) Tell it Slant

Stanislas Dehaene, Reading in the Brain

Ellen Dissanayake, What is Art For? (and other works)

Elizabeth Bishop, One Art

Marcel Proust, Remembrance of Things Past

Joseph Campbell, The Hero’s Journey

Christopher Vogler, The Writer’s Journey

John Steinbeck, Of Mice and Men

Ken Kesey, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Vivian Gornick, The Situation & the Story: The Art of Personal Narrative

Lee Martin, Turning Bones (blog)

Natalie Serber, Shout Her Lovely Name

Francine Prose, Reading as a Writer

Naseem Rahka, The Crying Tree

Karen Finneyfrock, The Spell of the Seawitch

Waverly Fitzgerald, Portraits of Plants

Kathleen Flenniken, Famous

Priscilla Long, The Writer’s Portable Mentor

Ruth Stone, In an Iridescent Time

John Dunne

Robert Frost

Pablo Neruda

Lisel Mueller, Fiction

Wislawa Szymborska, The End and the Beginning

Thor Hanson, Feathers: The Evolution of a Natural Miracle

Wendy Call, No Word for Welcome: The Mexican Village Faces the Global Economy

Bruce Beasley, Theophobia

Jennie Shortridge, Love Water Memory

Garth Stein, Timberland (coming)


Novella Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen by Laura Kalpakian


Suddenly plucked from tie-dyed disdain, Marshall McLuhan—the Sixties guru and pop philosopher—is newly regarded with respect, certainly by anyone who has so much as a dingy afloat in modern media. From whatever angle you approach contemporary publishing—bookseller, publisher, editor, agent, publicist, author, wannabe author, reader, frantic traveler stuck on the tarmac with only your phone in hand—you know how right McLuhan was. The medium is the message.

El RanchoRecently my friend and colleague, Cami Ostman has made me rethink McLuhan and just how right he was. She prevailed upon me to put a story (El Rancho Stucco) up on Amazon Kindle Direct. Anyone can do it. Costs nothing. She said I should do this for the experience. For shits and giggles as the kids say. I grumbled. Why add to the general melee of infinitesimal words floating in the ether, from the minds of a hundred million Who-Knows-Who? Cami offered to do the computer and formatting work (activities way beyond my pea brain). All I had to do was send her a couple of stories to look at and choose.

Stories? You want a couple of stories to look at?

I have stories! I have stories that have compelled me for years, sometimes as much ten years, that I have returned to over and over, but never published. Not because I was print-shy, but because these were un-publishable. Why? Length. All my stories are long. I know that. But these were too long to be stories. Too short to be novels. They were, in short, novellas, that red-headed stepchild of literature.

These are pieces I felt compelled to write, stories I have loved, waxed effort on, wept into, laughed at, and revised. Over the years as I would return to these novellas languishing in my computer, I felt like Ripley and Vasquez in Aliens gazing at the racks of mutated souls cocooned, ingested and rendered forever motionless, neither alive nor dead. Neither fish nor fowl. Spooky. I might revise the piece again, though I had no way of releasing the novella from its eerie cocoon.

Nobody loves the novella. Katherine Anne Porter who was a great practitioner of the form, didn’t like it. She didn’t even like the name. She said: call it a long story or a short novel, but not a novella.

But it’s not really a long story. And not really a short novel. It is a novella, its own form.

I quite love the novella. I love to read novellas, Katherine Anne Porter’s, and William Faulkner’s and Herman Melville’s, Truman Capote’s and John Cheever’s. (His last book was a novella, gift of a grateful publisher; Cheever died within months.) And I like to write them. As a literary form they are enormously challenging. You have the depth of a novel, but not the swath; development must be more intense and selective. You have the economy of a story, but not the crimp; you can expand details, and alter pacing.

But novellas had no place in publishing unless you could put them into a collection of short fiction. In my three collections of short fiction, each is anchored with novellas, the first story and last (and often a couple in between). They give the collections their titles.

Of one of these novellas written long ago, Fair Augusto, a friend of mine who read it told me I should just give it up and make it a novel. I said: For me, it is not a novel. I did not want to live with those people for that long. I did not want to delve deeper into their lives or backgrounds or connections. Everything I wanted to say about them, indeed, everything I wanted to know about could be done in the c. seventy-five pages. Some ten years after I first wrote it, Fair Augusto anchored Fair Augusto and Other Stories.

More recently, I had a hard look at a novella I’d written about 2003 or 2004, a lightweight story, not without charms, but certainly no Bartleby the Scrivener. I thought: if I open this setting up, give the central character more ballast, broaden her backgrounds, I can turn this into a novel. And I did. A few months of work later, it was a novel, lightweight, charming, but the truth is, really, it was not meant to be a novel. It was, in fact, a novella.  Back with the incubating aliens it went.

But the fate of the novella is changing. The medium is the message, after all. I have not had a novella in print since 1999. But in the last six months I have sold four to a British company, AudioGo. (Including the one that was once a novel; I went back and rewrote it into a new novella. Now, that was an interesting exercise in Process!) The pay ain’t great, but my work will be out there, available to read. (They are releasing them over the course of a year.) Suddenly these incubating alien specimens see the light. Not print. But light.

In this new medium, the message—any message, text or otherwise—gets read on tablets, on little hand-held phones. No one wants to read War and Peace on your phone, but Edith Wharton’s Roman Fever, that’s a good fit. So, for that matter is Ethan Frome. (This latter title is famous enough to be published alone. Roman Fever is part of Roman Fever and Other Stories. ) The seamless, beautiful novella, Breakfast at Tiffany’s fits right into your phone, and you can read the whole thing between Seattle and Chicago. The fact is, if it does not require physical production, the novella can be downloaded just for its own sweet self.

Curmudgeon that I have become, nonetheless I salute the new publishing and what it has meant for the novella and for the short story in general. Even if most of what’s out there is total crap, so what? For $1.99, you the reader get to decide. If you really like it, or you’re a friend of the author, you might even put up a review. Is this reader review the same as a nod from the New York Times? No. But the story has been exhumed from its ghoulish existence at the bottom of the computer, and expelled out there into the ether, into the universe. It lives.

Do I think this is the new Golden Age for the short story as some pundits have written? No. In the era when F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote, all the major magazines published fiction, lots of it, and they paid very well. Fitzgerald counted on them; his stories brought in more money than his novels. In our brave new e-world, the story may be out there, but pay in any venue is a crap-shoot, or none at all, and even for the paying concerns, remuneration is lousy. I certainly won’t be renting a villa on the Riviera; the best I might do is a bottle of French wine.

stock-photo-17927428-generic-e-book-reader-with-textBut thanks to the new e-mediums, the novella is freed from anchoring a collection, freed from And Other Stories. Given the shortened attention span of readers addicted to Twitter—people who might not ever read Roman Fever or Melville’s Benito Cereno except on their phones—the story, and happily, the novella have a brand new medium in which to convey their message: the short form can be wonderfully rewarding for the reader. And the writer.


Publisher’s description of Laura Kalpakian’s El Rancho Stucco:

During the Golden Age of Television, and in bringing justice to the Old West, the Cisco Kid never struggled with nuanced decisions. He hardly ever sweated. He just stepped into the sunshine, caught the light on his silver-studded sombrero, and blinded the Bad Guys into inglorious submission. Why is it that the lantern-jawed hero with a pole up his Untested Courage should elicit our admiration? Where would the so-called hero be without his Sidekick? Yeah, that’s right, Pancho, the guy with the goofy grin, endlessly clowning, being always so hongry, fit company for the muchachos, but never the señoritas. Think about it. The Sidekick actually embodies the values society most needs: loyalty, candor, caution, community. Instead, Pancho offers only comic relief to the Cisco’s Kid’s bravado and splendor.

Pancho was not always the grinning dude with the rumpled bandana. Once he was an aristocrat, scion of a landed California family who could trace their name back four hundred years. His courage was not Untested. He was the Macho Muchacho. He raced Death in a legendary contest that destroyed his family, and cost them the lost hacienda world they once owned.

Pancho, however, was not destroyed. On the advice, of the Talking Bull, he took his muy hombre horsemanship into the movies. But he only played Bad Guys named Chico, and Jose Gomez, and foolish roles like Dr. Zodiac Z. Zippe and Tobias Chump. In 1936 a forgettable film introduced Pancho to another bit player, a Roumanian actor Together they will become Pancho and the Cisco Kid, beloved of all the little buckaroos who tune in for hundreds of TV episodes on black-and-white televisions. Then, an accident dooms them both.

Now, Pancho, Cisco, the Bad Guys, the old mariachis wait out the Afterlife at El Rancho Stucco. Here they find solace; they nurse their wounds and grudges, mourn their unredeemed pawn tickets, and remember those Thrilling Days of Yesteryear. They wish something was enlarged besides their prostates and their hairy ears. At El Rancho Stucco day and night are interchangeable, and dreams do not require sleep. The smoke from the washtub fire ring wafts into the eucalyptus trees. A dry wind flutters the pages of a thousand paperback Westerns.

But even El Rancho Stucco is not altogether outside of time. One day a limo stops at the rusted gate. A man in a silk suit arrives with a proposition for Pancho. Perhaps the Sidekick’s time has come at last.